A: Go to your regular tailor and get one made specially using the finest silks from the Middle East
B: Borrow one off your dad/uncle/wealthier friend; no point spending hundreds of pounds to look like a penguin
C: Get a marker pen and draw a bow tie on to a white t-shirt, polish up some black trainers and make a cape out of a bin-bag. Cinderella SHALL go to the ball
A: Whip out the credit card and get in a round of champagne cocktails. “Prosecco? I beg your pardon! Bring me the Moet.”
B: Accept that this isn’t going to be like that time in Cambodia when you guzzled a bucket of whisky for 50p and play it safe. Leave your debit card at home and take out a tenner in cash.
C: Buy a big bottle of cider for a quid and stash it in the bushes outside the club. Nip out for a sip every time you get thirsty
